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best slackcrew piss moment

• Banff Trail C-Train Platform, on acid, ftw (1 Votes, 7.7%)
• CopLand ftw (1 Votes, 7.7%)
• watering the bobby bear ftw (3 Votes, 23.1%)
• watering the dog ftw (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• watering the speakers in the fucking plex ftw (8 Votes, 61.5%)

Greatest moments in slackcrew history

• CopLand (7 Votes, 50.0%)
• give me some damn ideas other than matt's greatness (6 Votes, 42.9%)
• Greenmachine 2X Birthday Keg Party (1 Votes, 7.1%)

Worst commercials on television

• 1-800-BIG-IRON yeah it's radio and i actually love the shit out of it (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• don't be a tosser (7 Votes, 30.4%)
• double pits to chesty (8 Votes, 34.8%)
• japs don't like nooks (1 Votes, 4.3%)
• subway-monkey (5 Votes, 21.7%)
• you gotta get the good one (2 Votes, 8.7%)

who betta than Kanyon?

how many bisanti family members does s2daP wanna kill?

• trick question : all of them (11 Votes, 100.0%)

best frivolous purchase

• acme blood type changer (1 Votes, 5.9%)
• anything shazam has slashed & burned (5 Votes, 29.4%)
• BC's exterior being ravaged by firecrotches. (3 Votes, 17.6%)
• BC's interior being ravaged by wildfires (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Cochicken (1 Votes, 5.9%)
• CowboyStuchebag (1 Votes, 5.9%)
• escape from LA from the car-wash value dvd bin (2 Votes, 11.8%)
• millennium falcon kite from wal-mart (3 Votes, 17.6%)
• turtleneck condoms (1 Votes, 5.9%)

how long was he waiting to drop that bomb?

• since that time he showed up at bob's house to an apartment full of dicks playing magic cards. (3 Votes, 100.0%)

weed

• all of it? (1 Votes, 16.7%)
• can't. i'm a balding, jewface but not actually jewish, glasses wearing pansy. (2 Votes, 33.3%)
• can't. I'm a magic-card playing pansy. (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• can't. i'm a pansy. (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• fuck yeah. (1 Votes, 16.7%)
• stuchebag (2 Votes, 33.3%)

beer?

• burp (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• ew. it makes me fat. (2 Votes, 22.2%)
• miller time (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Welcome to Bat Country (1 Votes, 11.1%)
• Who's up for a trip to flavor country (2 Votes, 22.2%)
• yes (3 Votes, 33.3%)
• yuck (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• yum (1 Votes, 11.1%)

the poll hasn't been updated

• because blaine hasn't updated it (20 Votes, 100.0%)

The Canucks are the greatest team _________.

• ever (7 Votes, 30.4%)
• in the universe (1 Votes, 4.3%)
• of all time (2 Votes, 8.7%)
• to ever cheat (3 Votes, 13.0%)
• to FAIL miserably and have their gingerballed freak twins die in a freak on ice collision. (10 Votes, 43.5%)

How many games will it take the Blackhawks to beat the Flames?

• 4 games (9 Votes, 39.1%)
• 5 games (6 Votes, 26.1%)
• I had the Polish SASSAGE (8 Votes, 34.8%)

Best Imvestment Portfolio Item

• 25 Dollar Store Plungerrs (1 Votes, 4.8%)
• Buffy DVD Box Set for mere pennies on the dollar (1 Votes, 4.8%)
• Debunking Stick (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• glowsticks, up until the point where kompressor breaks them all (1 Votes, 4.8%)
• KFC Lunch Bucket (bucket has handles so it can be used as emergency splatter zone) (1 Votes, 4.8%)
• Plymouth Horizo (4 Votes, 19.0%)
• scrap copper from London Phase 4 (5 Votes, 23.8%)
• Uncut columbian flake (8 Votes, 38.1%)

New Years Resolution

• Get muscle, engage in hustle. (9 Votes, 25.0%)
• get rid of as many flames from my pool as possible. (2 Votes, 5.6%)
• No More Piblic Sex (1 Votes, 2.8%)
• No More Stranger Sex (1 Votes, 2.8%)
• No More Sucralose (1 Votes, 2.8%)
• Respect the Cock. (2 Votes, 5.6%)
• The opposite of whatever this is. (10 Votes, 27.8%)
• the same as this only more. (6 Votes, 16.7%)
• when in doubt just chip out. (4 Votes, 11.1%)

Most Memorable Moment of Birthday Party

• 12 people able to identify the exact tinge of bob's farts (4 Votes, 22.2%)
• Envelopes of cash being handed around like an Italian wedding (1 Votes, 5.6%)
• Hey Fearo there was a birthday party around the corner from your house are you ok are you being held hostage? are you having a bday party? (3 Votes, 16.7%)
• the best idea i have for a horror movie is watching people hunt for their cel phones. (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• THE GODDAMN AIRPLANE BOTTLES MAYBE???? (1 Votes, 5.6%)
• Timmeh's sudo attempted suicide in his truck (9 Votes, 50.0%)

Most hilarious sexually transmitted disease

• Chlamydia (4 Votes, 28.6%)
• Crabs (2 Votes, 14.3%)
• Gonorrhea (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Herpes (3 Votes, 21.4%)
• HIV/AIDS (4 Votes, 28.6%)
• Syphilis (1 Votes, 7.1%)

What is your walkscore?

• 0-24 I live in the loneliest part of nowhere (4 Votes, 16.7%)
• 25-49 Car-Dependent (5 Votes, 20.8%)
• 50-69 Somewhat Walkable (11 Votes, 45.8%)
• 70-89 Very Walkable (2 Votes, 8.3%)
• 90-99 Walkers' Paradise (2 Votes, 8.3%)
• 100 King (0 Votes, 0.0%)

Dr. Mario, whos the real champ?

• Nintendo (15 Votes, 45.5%)
• RockWasher (15 Votes, 45.5%)
• Salty Pete (3 Votes, 9.1%)

Favourite Calgary Springtime Activities

• 1-car pileups (6 Votes, 27.3%)
• downhill skiing on 14th street (6 Votes, 27.3%)
• freeze balls off (10 Votes, 45.5%)

What's more dangerous?

• Blood Pup. Anything that looks that good has to be bad. (4 Votes, 14.3%)
• Fucking slackcrew.com allowing duplicate poll entries WTF (1 Votes, 3.6%)
• Mantwon in a room full of "pharmaceuticals" (1 Votes, 3.6%)
• Pip da Ship full o' beer curb stomping the rock band drumset (2 Votes, 7.1%)
• Salty Pete in a room full of 17 year old girls. (7 Votes, 25.0%)
• Shadow Slob with matches in a room full of ass gas (2 Votes, 7.1%)
• Trev Trev at Treasures of China the after the end of Ramadan (6 Votes, 21.4%)
• Women with Suffrage (4 Votes, 14.3%)
• Women with Suffrage (1 Votes, 3.6%)

Rambo's Best Weapon

• bare hands (10 Votes, 40.0%)
• bowie knife (4 Votes, 16.0%)
• compound bow (4 Votes, 16.0%)
• explosive arrow (4 Votes, 16.0%)
• machine gun (3 Votes, 12.0%)

Holiday Season at Work

• Burning this whole mo-faka down (8 Votes, 26.7%)
• Catching up on beloved scripture (3 Votes, 10.0%)
• F-n the dog (5 Votes, 16.7%)
• Ho-Ho Hang Myself (11 Votes, 36.7%)
• Would you like fries with that.. (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Wouldn't have it any other way (3 Votes, 10.0%)

What TV Series Are You Watching?

• Desperate Housewifes (20 Votes, 50.0%)
• Dexter (1 Votes, 2.5%)
• Heroes (6 Votes, 15.0%)
• House (6 Votes, 15.0%)
• Shot at Love With Tila Tequila (2 Votes, 5.0%)
• Sixteen (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• TV is dead man (5 Votes, 12.5%)

Britney Spears VMA Performance

• Dough Girl (30 Votes, 52.6%)
• She's been eating for 2 (4 Votes, 7.0%)
• still beats Sarah Silverman's dumb, ugly ass any day. (5 Votes, 8.8%)
• Too busy jackin off to blueboy to notice (10 Votes, 17.5%)
• WoW (8 Votes, 14.0%)

What the

• Deuce (47 Votes, 70.1%)
• Devil (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Dilly (6 Votes, 9.0%)
• Fuck (9 Votes, 13.4%)
• Fuckshit (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Shit (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Shitfuck (5 Votes, 7.5%)

Should B.Camel get a Kitty?

• Absolutely (31 Votes, 52.5%)
• He should just skip the Cat and buy a box of shit. (11 Votes, 18.6%)
• Matt Damon (6 Votes, 10.2%)
• No. It will smother him in his sleep. (4 Votes, 6.8%)
• Robo Puppy (2 Votes, 3.4%)
• Skip Cat get Dog (5 Votes, 8.5%)

Both Where Good, Which was Goodest

• Live Free, Die Hard (27 Votes, 65.9%)
• Transformers (14 Votes, 34.1%)

Salty's Tat Should Include

• All of The Above (14 Votes, 53.8%)
• Clay Aiken (1 Votes, 3.8%)
• Dragon's (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Easter Bunny (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Hogan (5 Votes, 19.2%)
• Jesus (1 Votes, 3.8%)
• sulu (2 Votes, 7.7%)
• Waldo (3 Votes, 11.5%)

Sugar Baby?

• Danko "Fresh Phil" Jones (14 Votes, 48.3%)
• Sex Bob (4 Votes, 13.8%)
• Sex Dan (3 Votes, 10.3%)
• Sugar Baby. (8 Votes, 27.6%)

Happy thought of the day

• I'm going to work hard today to make my life better (59 Votes, 100.0%)

Worst excuse for not calling someone

• I am a total chicken-shit who thinks problems will go away if I ignore them. (2 Votes, 50.0%)
• I can't call my own family to get your number (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• I can't find your phone number (1 Votes, 25.0%)
• I can't look your name up in the phonebook. (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• I threw your shit out because I'm a fucking idiot and i'm afraid to admit it. (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• I'm too busy neglecting my pets (I will post the video if I have to) (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• If I called you, other people might expect me to call them too, and we can't let that happen now can we. (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• my wife won't let me (1 Votes, 25.0%)

May Long Activities

• *BURN'N* this whole Mo-Fucka down (33 Votes, 43.4%)
• Don't kick the baby (8 Votes, 10.5%)
• Horseshoes only with plungers (3 Votes, 3.9%)
• See how big of a bonfire you can make with Fearo's chopped up remains. (3 Votes, 3.9%)
• Who can finish this 40 before fearo throws it in the fire? (8 Votes, 10.5%)

Best part of weds nite

• blood pups head being lighter then the waitresses boobs (29 Votes, 59.2%)
• Corvette Stingray with a Spider-man paint job (4 Votes, 8.2%)
• Shadow Slobs Ultimate Crotch Shot To GM (1 Votes, 2.0%)
• The 10 beer bongs (1 Votes, 2.0%)
• the bar tender cut off the group (7 Votes, 14.3%)
• The breaking of the Stall (3 Votes, 6.1%)
• the wings (4 Votes, 8.2%)

Best collector's item

• The Nightmare Anthology : Thrill Me Blu-Ray Edition (24 Votes, 100.0%)

St.Patrick's Day

• Fearos (9 Votes, 47.4%)
• GreenMachines (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Local Pub (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• PipDaShip (3 Votes, 15.8%)
• The Mustard Seed (7 Votes, 36.8%)

I would like to break ___

• even (1 Votes, 7.1%)
• my record in wario woods (1 Votes, 7.1%)
• My rusty cage and run (1 Votes, 7.1%)
• out of the chokehold this dude has me in. (1 Votes, 7.1%)
• some plates - OPA motherfuckers!!!! (2 Votes, 14.3%)
• The brutal dry spell I've found myself in (2 Votes, 14.3%)
• The landspeed record from calgary to vancouver next weekend. (1 Votes, 7.1%)
• The vicious cycle of consuming and self-loathing (2 Votes, 14.3%)
• up with you while still eating your food and making sexytime when I feel like it. (3 Votes, 21.4%)

What Will You be Doing This Weekend

• Accidentally break NIN DVD, slit own throat with pieces. (1 Votes, 3.6%)
• Come hell or high water, it sure as hell won't be thinking clearly. (1 Votes, 3.6%)
• Get actual knife, slit BB-co's throat for making this poll. (1 Votes, 3.6%)
• Jacking off to NIN DVD (female votes only) (1 Votes, 3.6%)
• Jacking off to NIN DVD (male votes only) (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Neglected Stepchild (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Raid Bamboo at quarter to two (1 Votes, 3.6%)
• Sail the IRC (2 Votes, 7.1%)
• Show me Potato Salad (12 Votes, 42.9%)
• Trying to think up more poll answers from my parents basement. (3 Votes, 10.7%)
• Useless (4 Votes, 14.3%)
• Watching 2 year archive of top gear in bathtub of jello in parents' basement (2 Votes, 7.1%)

Baby Nicknames

• Chupacabra (25 Votes, 29.1%)
• CowboyNeal (3 Votes, 3.5%)
• Dune Coon (7 Votes, 8.1%)
• Huggalump (6 Votes, 7.0%)
• micro machine (13 Votes, 15.1%)
• not mine (13 Votes, 15.1%)
• osokosie3 (2 Votes, 2.3%)
• porch monkey (12 Votes, 14.0%)
• Robit (5 Votes, 5.8%)
• test (0 Votes, 0.0%)

Have you made use of a glory hole?

• No (29 Votes, 43.3%)
• test (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Yes (38 Votes, 56.7%)

I celebrate

• because that there tee vee told me to (3 Votes, 11.1%)
• because that's what the cool kids are doing (4 Votes, 14.8%)
• just so my mom cooks a big ass turkey. (4 Votes, 14.8%)
• my entire life 365 days a year (5 Votes, 18.5%)
• October 20th, the Scott-Hall-iday (6 Votes, 22.2%)
• the lives of 3000 dead soldiers by playing video games until i pass out. (5 Votes, 18.5%)

Stephane Dion's Liberal leadership will be :

• A strong move towards saving the environment. (1 Votes, 4.3%)
• Alberta's next comeuppance for thinking that they were in charge for even a second. (4 Votes, 17.4%)
• Further proof that French-Canadians are smarter than English pigs. (2 Votes, 8.7%)
• I Abstain from this poll. (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• The biggest French-Canadian triumph since Patrick Roy made Gretzky look like a bitch in 93 (2 Votes, 8.7%)
• The biggest socialist triumph since Jean Chretien knocked that cow out of office in 93 (4 Votes, 17.4%)
• the reason the cost of weed goes down again. (10 Votes, 43.5%)

I would describe myself as a Thread-

• Baron (8 Votes, 22.2%)
• Cancer (6 Votes, 16.7%)
• Jacker (7 Votes, 19.4%)
• Killer (7 Votes, 19.4%)
• Monger (8 Votes, 22.2%)

literacy level

• (4 Votes, 19.0%)
• (9 Votes, 42.9%)
• Truthiness (5 Votes, 23.8%)
• Exp[Pi*Sqrt[163]] (3 Votes, 14.3%)

What's $6.27 Good For

• 220 5'10 with Scars on her Thighs (11 Votes, 29.7%)
• 40oz malt liquor (7 Votes, 18.9%)
• 8 miles in a Viper (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Coin-Op Laundry Mat (1 Votes, 2.7%)
• Double Double Wendy's Wendy's (5 Votes, 13.5%)
• Lap Dance in the Palimino Room (7 Votes, 18.9%)
• Sympathy Coke / Water (6 Votes, 16.2%)

Titanic

• Is something I have safely avoided for years (7 Votes, 15.2%)
• Ruled because it got me laid every time (8 Votes, 17.4%)
• Sank (6 Votes, 13.0%)
• Should have had cyborg assassins from the future in it, James Cameron style (8 Votes, 17.4%)
• Sucked, Tracy made me watch it with her at her grandma's house. (13 Votes, 28.3%)
• Was all about the bangin soundtrack (4 Votes, 8.7%)

Who's Mohawk is Better?

• BloodPups? (14 Votes, 32.6%)
• Deadwd40's? (11 Votes, 25.6%)
• Little D-geds MuffHawk? (18 Votes, 41.9%)

Who is your Favorite Sean

• Actual Sean? (1 Votes, 3.7%)
• Cock Blocking Sean? (13 Votes, 48.1%)
• Ninjez? (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Officer Sean? (4 Votes, 14.8%)
• Sean Baby? (1 Votes, 3.7%)
• Seat Stealing Sean? (2 Votes, 7.4%)
• Shamaus? (5 Votes, 18.5%)
• WaSeanBaby (1 Votes, 3.7%)

Who is your Favorite Sean

• Actual Sean? (1 Votes, 5.9%)
• Cock Blocking Sean? (5 Votes, 29.4%)
• Ninjez? (2 Votes, 11.8%)
• Officer Sean? (2 Votes, 11.8%)
• Sean Baby? (1 Votes, 5.9%)
• Seat Stealing Sean? (2 Votes, 11.8%)
• Shamaus? (4 Votes, 23.5%)

Who is your favorite Care Bear?

• Bedtime Bear, He is always confused and sleepy... like most of slackcrew! (3 Votes, 5.6%)
• Cheer Bear, She is always so happy and cheerful (7 Votes, 13.0%)
• Friendship Bear, Because her motto is, Have I got a friend for you-me! (2 Votes, 3.7%)
• Grumpy Bear, He teaches that a little grumpiness is okay when it's tempered with love (13 Votes, 24.1%)
• Or... Are you fucking kidding me with this care bears shit (29 Votes, 53.7%)

Who Is the real Bigger Bitch Baby?

• All of us for our passive aggressive gayness (13 Votes, 54.2%)
• see above (3 Votes, 12.5%)
• see above above (6 Votes, 25.0%)
• see above above above (2 Votes, 8.3%)

Britney is having a Second baby

• Each baby is a nail in her career's coffin (14 Votes, 20.0%)
• I can't wait for the Britney version of The Partridge Family (6 Votes, 8.6%)
• I'd bang her. (25 Votes, 35.7%)
• Procreation, that is real original (6 Votes, 8.6%)
• Still Waiting for a Black Baby. LWCBBMD! (19 Votes, 27.1%)

When will the Flames be knocked out of the playoffs?

• 1st round (16 Votes, 44.4%)
• 2nd round (4 Votes, 11.1%)
• 3rd round (6 Votes, 16.7%)
• Cup finals (10 Votes, 27.8%)
• They will win the cup! (0 Votes, 0.0%)

In What Way Has DeadWoods Manhood Been Taken Best!

• Bested at Poker by his Little Sister. (17 Votes, 37.8%)
• D-ged beating him in Arm Wrestling. (9 Votes, 20.0%)
• Outswam in the pool by his GirlFriend. (19 Votes, 42.2%)

Did BC Make out with BChows Sister?

• He did the fake turn around self hug/makeout (10 Votes, 19.6%)
• NO (1 Votes, 2.0%)
• No, he made out with NoQuarter (26 Votes, 51.0%)
• YES (14 Votes, 27.5%)

What will you be doing this

• Diging through old toy boxes hoping to find an old nintendo controler to hang myself with (12 Votes, 35.3%)
• Drinking away the pain that is my family (6 Votes, 17.6%)
• Last minute shopping (1 Votes, 2.9%)
• Laughing at all the people that are stress out shopping in malls and stupid, crazy, busy stores (3 Votes, 8.8%)
• Slamming your head into a wall for not buying Uncle So-So a gift (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Some how actually enjoying spending time with your family (5 Votes, 14.7%)
• Worrying if anybody will notice your re-gifting of everything. (7 Votes, 20.6%)

Who Would You Vote For?

• BloodPup for President (11 Votes, 30.6%)
• Corrupt Liberals (7 Votes, 19.4%)
• Delirious NDP (7 Votes, 19.4%)
• Nazi Conservatives (7 Votes, 19.4%)
• Sovereign Bloc Québécois (4 Votes, 11.1%)

Why's BC so Angry?

• "FUCK ME HARDER SUPER TEXAS" (26 Votes, 54.2%)
• EgotisticalManiac.com was taken from Him (2 Votes, 4.2%)
• He Just can't get any Madder (3 Votes, 6.3%)
• Not Enough PipDaShip (4 Votes, 8.3%)
• Not Enough Vitamin C (11 Votes, 22.9%)
• Smiling Hurts Him Physically (2 Votes, 4.2%)

New years is right around the bend How many kegs this year?

• 1 Keg (7 Votes, 24.1%)
• 2 Kegs (4 Votes, 13.8%)
• 3 Kegs (4 Votes, 13.8%)
• Floor? (14 Votes, 48.3%)

Best Weekend Plan?

• 1.Statue of Liberty? (2 Votes, 4.1%)
• 2. Entertain some ladies? (6 Votes, 12.2%)
• 3. Miss Saigon tix? (3 Votes, 6.1%)
• 4. Seduce some women? (4 Votes, 8.2%)
• 5. Play Nintendo? (2 Votes, 4.1%)
• 6. Bone some chicks?! (18 Votes, 36.7%)
• 7. Watch Hudson Hawk on repeat. (14 Votes, 28.6%)

How long untill a Complete and Utter Mental Breakdown?

• 3 Days and 3 Hours (3 Votes, 8.3%)
• 3 hours? (7 Votes, 19.4%)
• 3 Weeks 3 Days and 3 Hours? (4 Votes, 11.1%)
• Just before someone finally makes a spell checker for the poll. (10 Votes, 27.8%)
• right about......Now! (10 Votes, 27.8%)

Did Jesus die a 33 year old virgin?

• Do guys count? (22 Votes, 20.8%)
• Jesus can do anything. (10 Votes, 9.4%)
• No way Jesus did it for the chicks. (14 Votes, 13.2%)
• No, the whole reason to start a cult is to fuck the followers. (15 Votes, 14.2%)
• Oh ya... (10 Votes, 9.4%)
• Yes, but he masturbated a lot. (20 Votes, 18.9%)

NiN: What's Your Ride

• Bicycle (~days) (16 Votes, 29.1%)
• Drive (17hr) (11 Votes, 20.0%)
• FedEx (Overnight) (5 Votes, 9.1%)
• Fly (4hr) (2 Votes, 3.6%)
• Grayhound (1d 2hr) (3 Votes, 5.5%)
• My Mom (9 Votes, 16.4%)
• UPS (Big Brown Truck) (9 Votes, 16.4%)

Worst influence ever

• Mantwon (29 Votes, 100.0%)

Whatever happened to Jesse Kane?

• Found God in Utah (4 Votes, 13.3%)
• living in a van, down by the river! (6 Votes, 20.0%)
• manual labor somewhere (1 Votes, 3.3%)
• Married to Kent Manville (5 Votes, 16.7%)
• Sold his soul for an epic mount, got the better end of the deal. (2 Votes, 6.7%)
• still living in the trailor park (7 Votes, 23.3%)
• wh0 g!ves /\ fuc|< (2 Votes, 6.7%)
• |)ea|) (3 Votes, 10.0%)

Which iPod mini color best matches your style?

• Blue (9 Votes, 22.0%)
• Green (2 Votes, 4.9%)
• Pink (15 Votes, 36.6%)
• Silver (15 Votes, 36.6%)

Worst Movie in the Last Ten Years

• Napoleon Dynamite (8 Votes, 16.7%)
• Napoleon Dynamite (5 Votes, 10.4%)
• Napoleon Dynamite Director's Cut (7 extra minutes of homos playing tetherball) (27 Votes, 56.3%)
• Napoleon Dynamite Widescreen Edition (8 Votes, 16.7%)

How did you spend your St. Patty's day?

• Asking strangers if they want a little Irish in them (6 Votes, 12.2%)
• Beating up midgets (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Drinking, Fighting, Drinking (6 Votes, 12.2%)
• Hanging out with Dustin Six (1 Votes, 2.0%)
• Plotting your next move (8 Votes, 16.3%)
• Punching the munchkin (6 Votes, 12.2%)
• Shaking fist in anger due to people forgetting to invite you out until it was too late (9 Votes, 18.4%)
• Sitting at home totally oblivious to the fact that St. Patty's even exists (6 Votes, 12.2%)
• Staining the toilet bowl green (3 Votes, 6.1%)
• Writing "Damn Flanders" as much as possible (4 Votes, 8.2%)

What do you think of the new xbox2 info?

• Already, didn't the xbox1 just come out? (4 Votes, 16.0%)
• It would seem a lot faster if I hadn't seen the cell processor for the ps3. (4 Votes, 16.0%)
• Mama-Jama, it is going to be sweet! (1 Votes, 4.0%)
• Micro-payments? What the fuck! Games will now be able to nickel and dime me? What happened to owning shit? (8 Votes, 32.0%)
• So it is not backwards compatible? (2 Votes, 8.0%)
• Who's bright idea was it to include a camera? Go go xbox2 camwhores! (6 Votes, 24.0%)

Will Cheapo Gomez Day Be Successful?

• no - i want to pay for stuff at full price! (8 Votes, 27.6%)
• yes - being frugal is a lifestyle and my obsession. (7 Votes, 24.1%)
• yes - i've always been a pent up Fearo needing a day to release. (9 Votes, 31.0%)
• yes - people have called me a cheap f*ck but now it's time to show off. (5 Votes, 17.2%)

I Rape

• A turtle pool full of feats of strength (16 Votes, 9.1%)
• Barbed Wire Fences (19 Votes, 10.9%)
• Cats (14 Votes, 8.0%)
• Diesel Truck Exhaust Pipes (22 Votes, 12.6%)
• Dogs (18 Votes, 10.3%)
• Horses (19 Votes, 10.9%)
• Rats (15 Votes, 8.6%)
• The Display Bread at Subway (52 Votes, 29.7%)

Turtle Pool full of...

• Arby's Horsey Sauce (5 Votes, 8.2%)
• Baby Oil (17 Votes, 27.9%)
• Bacon Grease (1 Votes, 1.6%)
• Baked Beans (2 Votes, 3.3%)
• Chalet Sauce (3 Votes, 4.9%)
• Chocolate pudding (5 Votes, 8.2%)
• Cottage Cheese (1 Votes, 1.6%)
• Dave's Insanity Sauce (5 Votes, 8.2%)
• Lime Green Sugar Free Jello (5 Votes, 8.2%)
• Mud (2 Votes, 3.3%)
• Nacho Cheese (8 Votes, 13.1%)
• Oatmeal (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Refried Beans (1 Votes, 1.6%)
• Smugglers Steak Soup (6 Votes, 9.8%)

Worst Treasures of China Buffet Item

• Bubblegum Ice Cream with Black Bean Sauce tm TrevTrevCo (7 Votes, 20.0%)
• Ginger beef* (2 Votes, 5.7%)
• Hoi-sin Jello (1 Votes, 2.9%)
• raw meat that anyone can walk up and put their hands on (9 Votes, 25.7%)
• thirty-something dimpled ice-queen that wouldn't give me her phone # (16 Votes, 45.7%)

Best Sauce for Catonese Cuisine

• Any All Purpose Colon Cleanser (7 Votes, 28.0%)
• Black Bean (2 Votes, 8.0%)
• Hoisin Sauce (5 Votes, 20.0%)
• Plum Sauce (2 Votes, 8.0%)
• Soy Sauce (5 Votes, 20.0%)
• Sweet & Sour (4 Votes, 16.0%)

Best game to kick your friends asses in

• Counterstrike (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Doom (12 Votes, 29.3%)
• Generals (1 Votes, 2.4%)
• Quake (5 Votes, 12.2%)
• Slicks N Slides (11 Votes, 26.8%)
• Speed drinking a Lucky Force 10 (12 Votes, 29.3%)

Who made the worst poll ever?

• Harris (any of the three of them) (5 Votes, 20.8%)
• I. Wills (1 Votes, 4.2%)
• M. Perc (3 Votes, 12.5%)
• Menzel (1 Votes, 4.2%)
• Really don't know, don't care, nobody expects quality content from this shithole anyways. (10 Votes, 41.7%)
• Someone, not mentioned above, who needs to read a fucking book where the dialog doesn't come in bubbles. (4 Votes, 16.7%)

Worst Jobs

• Anal-Wart Researcher (7 Votes, 29.2%)
• Iraqi Archaeologist (3 Votes, 12.5%)
• Landfill Monitor (1 Votes, 4.2%)
• Nosologist (1 Votes, 4.2%)
• Parasite Parasitologist (2 Votes, 8.3%)
• Slackcrew.com Poll Reader Right Now (4 Votes, 16.7%)
• Used Tampon Microbiologist (6 Votes, 25.0%)

Which Ralph Klein do you want to represent you?

• Ralph Klein drunk at shady inner city pubs (7 Votes, 11.9%)
• Ralph Klein fistfighting a pack of train-indians (15 Votes, 25.4%)
• Ralph Klein showing up at inner city homeless shelters and throwing money at the poor (9 Votes, 15.3%)
• Ralph Klein sucking GW Bush's cock (14 Votes, 23.7%)
• Ralph Klein taking the mentally handicapped off AISH (8 Votes, 13.6%)
• Ralph Klein throwing broken appliances in the back yard of a certain mla's house that she may or may not live at anymore. (6 Votes, 10.2%)

US President

• George Bush (32 Votes, 29.1%)
• HypnoToad (39 Votes, 35.5%)
• John Kerry (39 Votes, 35.5%)

The poll is fixed!

What Should the Party Theme be?

• Hallowe'en Early (EvilDead Zombies) (8 Votes, 10.7%)
• Pimps n Hoez (18 Votes, 24.0%)
• Pyjama Party (25 Votes, 33.3%)
• Scrubs & Naughty Interns (24 Votes, 32.0%)

Who should win?

• Aliens (27 Votes, 14.8%)
• Human (45 Votes, 24.6%)
• Nobody wins in a gas pedal contest (58 Votes, 31.7%)
• Predator (53 Votes, 29.0%)

Monkey

• Diapers (22 Votes, 51.2%)
• w/o Diapers (21 Votes, 48.8%)

Number one turnoff

• Child (30 Votes, 22.9%)
• God (40 Votes, 30.5%)
• Gut (23 Votes, 17.6%)
• Self Esteem (21 Votes, 16.0%)
• Virgin (17 Votes, 13.0%)

Best Anchorman Cameo?

• Ben Stiller (4 Votes, 16.7%)
• Jack Black (6 Votes, 25.0%)
• Luke Wilson (2 Votes, 8.3%)
• Tim Robbins (5 Votes, 20.8%)
• Vince Vaughn (7 Votes, 29.2%)

Spiderman 2 Impressions

• Awful (5 Votes, 12.5%)
• Bad (2 Votes, 5.0%)
• Good (15 Votes, 37.5%)
• Great (9 Votes, 22.5%)
• Have yet to see it (5 Votes, 12.5%)
• Not planning on seeing it (4 Votes, 10.0%)

Pick One

• Anal Pigeon Intrustion (15 Votes, 26.8%)
• Poo (10 Votes, 17.9%)
• Tentacle Rape (30 Votes, 53.6%)

Is it ok to call pregnant women fat?

• No (16 Votes, 29.1%)
• Yes (39 Votes, 70.9%)

T-Bay Wins?

• 5 Games (14 Votes, 26.9%)
• 6 Games (6 Votes, 11.5%)
• 7 Games (5 Votes, 9.6%)
• Never (27 Votes, 51.9%)

Best Newsgroup

• alt.binaries. erotica.female. plumbers (9 Votes, 24.3%)
• alt.binaries. pictures.erotica. bears (8 Votes, 21.6%)
• alt.binaries. pictures.erotica. mclt (5 Votes, 13.5%)
• alt.binaries. pictures.erotica. scat (2 Votes, 5.4%)
• alt.binaries. pictures.erotica. torture (7 Votes, 18.9%)
• japan.binaries. pictures.erotica. loose-socks (6 Votes, 16.2%)

Should I allow one of these japanese girls to rape me?

• ew, worst mental picture ever. (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• I thought you were gay (19 Votes, 59.4%)
• No (2 Votes, 6.3%)
• Yes (11 Votes, 34.4%)

Who would win in a fight?

• Easter Bunny (52 Votes, 54.7%)
• Jesus (43 Votes, 45.3%)

April 16th

• Connie & Carla (3 Votes, 7.3%)
• Kill Bill 2 (17 Votes, 41.5%)
• Punisher (16 Votes, 39.0%)
• Young Adam (Ewan's Weenie) (5 Votes, 12.2%)

Are EMOTICONs a Good / Bad Idea?

• Arshole is Emoticontastic (11 Votes, 35.5%)
• Bad (13 Votes, 41.9%)
• Good (7 Votes, 22.6%)

What theme room should Backwards Camel have at his new place?

• Bondage Dungeon (11 Votes, 18.3%)
• Crack Den (3 Votes, 5.0%)
• Drunk Tank (plastic sheets galore) (5 Votes, 8.3%)
• Mattress Room (3 Votes, 5.0%)
• Plastic Ball Room, Chuck-E-Cheese style (38 Votes, 63.3%)

Best Bubba Ho-Tep Character

• Bubba Ho-Tep (1 Votes, 4.8%)
• Callie (4 Votes, 19.0%)
• Elvis (1 Votes, 4.8%)
• Evil Ash (5 Votes, 23.8%)
• Fan at concert (2 Votes, 9.5%)
• JFK (2 Votes, 9.5%)
• none (4 Votes, 19.0%)
• Nurse (2 Votes, 9.5%)

Best Video Game Villain

• Bowser (8 Votes, 16.3%)
• Cyber Demon (8 Votes, 16.3%)
• Dr. Roboto (3 Votes, 6.1%)
• Ganon (2 Votes, 4.1%)
• Goro (1 Votes, 2.0%)
• M. Bison (1 Votes, 2.0%)
• Sephiroth (4 Votes, 8.2%)
• Tetris "L" Piece (20 Votes, 40.8%)
• Waluigi (2 Votes, 4.1%)
• Wario (0 Votes, 0.0%)

How did you spend your Valentine's Day?

• drank lucky, making lesbian porn (7 Votes, 30.4%)
• drank lucky, watching lesbian porn (3 Votes, 13.0%)
• got tossed (drinking lucky) (1 Votes, 4.3%)
• made sweet love to a teletubby (3 Votes, 13.0%)
• smoked a joint rolled from the morman bible (1 Votes, 4.3%)
• told a girl you loved her, like you loved pizza (3 Votes, 13.0%)
• tossed off to a can of lucky (5 Votes, 21.7%)

How will you spend your Valentine's Day?

• 6 Pack of Fresca and a Bible (2 Votes, 5.1%)
• 6 Pack of Heineken & a Romantic Comedy (1 Votes, 2.6%)
• 6 Pack of Lucky & a Stroke Book (11 Votes, 28.2%)
• Bottle of Champagne & a roaring fire (5 Votes, 12.8%)
• Bottle of gasoline and a book of matches (7 Votes, 17.9%)
• Bottle of Gin & some High-Speed Pron (2 Votes, 5.1%)
• Bottle of Vasoline & a rubber glove (8 Votes, 20.5%)
• Bottle of Wine & Barry White CD (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Bottle of Wood alcohol & some Binoculars (3 Votes, 7.7%)

Will you buy the Original Star Wars on DVD?

• If there is more Cowbell (5 Votes, 16.7%)
• If there is more Ewoks (3 Votes, 10.0%)
• If they include the deleted scene were Luke and Leia do it. (5 Votes, 16.7%)
• Only if there is more Jar Jar Deleted scenes (3 Votes, 10.0%)
• Only if threatened with castration (6 Votes, 20.0%)
• Only so I can scratch it with steel wool so that it will never see the light of day. (2 Votes, 6.7%)
• sHIT yEAH i lOVES tEH sTAR wARZ (6 Votes, 20.0%)

Greatest Invention

• Cosmic Catnip (5 Votes, 7.4%)
• Emergency Pants (7 Votes, 10.3%)
• Finglonger (9 Votes, 13.2%)
• KFC's OOpie Ball (9 Votes, 13.2%)
• Reversible Poundin' Mitt (6 Votes, 8.8%)
• Sock Full 'O Pennies (23 Votes, 33.8%)
• The Spork (9 Votes, 13.2%)

Who's going to win the Superbowl

• Carolina Panthers (3 Votes, 10.3%)
• New England Patriots (2 Votes, 6.9%)
• No winners in a gas pedal contest. (5 Votes, 17.2%)
• What Bowl? (5 Votes, 17.2%)
• What What? (14 Votes, 48.3%)

Who is your FAVORITE muppet?

• Animal (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Beaker (2 Votes, 28.6%)
• Bobo the Bear (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Fozzie Bear (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Gonzo (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Kermit The Frog (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Miss Piggy (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Statler & Waldorf (5 Votes, 71.4%)
• Swedish Chef (0 Votes, 0.0%)

What are you doing right now?

• Drinking away the pain (9 Votes, 25.0%)
• Lurking (5 Votes, 13.9%)
• Pretending to be not looking at Porn (5 Votes, 13.9%)
• Pretending to not be lurking (1 Votes, 2.8%)
• Pretending to work (2 Votes, 5.6%)
• Refreshing Slackcrew every 5 seconds until something is posted (5 Votes, 13.9%)
• Trying to think of something witty to post (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Waiting to burn someone (9 Votes, 25.0%)

Will Stapled come out and play?

• No (6 Votes, 19.4%)
• Whipped (16 Votes, 51.6%)
• Yes (9 Votes, 29.0%)

Who is hotter

• David Letterman (8 Votes, 30.8%)
• Hedwig and his Angry Inch (8 Votes, 30.8%)
• Jessica Rabbit (6 Votes, 23.1%)
• Jiggly Puff (4 Votes, 15.4%)

T-Shirt For DeadWD40

• Crackwhore (1 Votes, 3.3%)
• I bring nothing to the table (7 Votes, 23.3%)
• I pee on toilet seats (1 Votes, 3.3%)
• I'm the teenage girl you jerked off in the chatroom with (11 Votes, 36.7%)
• My Dixie Wrecked (2 Votes, 6.7%)
• Rape is no laughing matter (unless you're raping a clown) (4 Votes, 13.3%)
• Weapon of ass destruction (2 Votes, 6.7%)
• Who wants to marry a hundredaire? (2 Votes, 6.7%)

Do fat people have feelings?

• No (57 Votes, 67.1%)
• Yes (28 Votes, 32.9%)

How many kegs this New Years?

• 1 keg (7 Votes, 21.9%)
• 2 kegs (22 Votes, 68.8%)
• Anybody up for Koolaid? (3 Votes, 9.4%)

Strongest fictitious character

• Cobra Commander (7 Votes, 18.4%)
• George W. Bush (8 Votes, 21.1%)
• Jesus (11 Votes, 28.9%)
• Princess Toadstool (4 Votes, 10.5%)
• The Power Puff Girls (1 Votes, 2.6%)
• The Scarlet Pimpernel (7 Votes, 18.4%)

What is the greatest passion in your life?

• Fire (5 Votes, 6.8%)
• Imposing my beliefs on others (18 Votes, 24.7%)
• Porn (25 Votes, 34.2%)
• Substance abuse (10 Votes, 13.7%)
• Urinating on stuff (15 Votes, 20.5%)

Who is next?

• Blood PuP (7 Votes, 7.1%)
• BustyBabe (17 Votes, 17.3%)
• Deadwd40 (3 Votes, 3.1%)
• fearo (6 Votes, 6.1%)
• NoQuarter (6 Votes, 6.1%)
• Salty Pete (6 Votes, 6.1%)
• ShadowSlob (14 Votes, 14.3%)
• Shazam (4 Votes, 4.1%)
• stapled (17 Votes, 17.3%)
• The Backwards Camel (18 Votes, 18.4%)

How many International sluts has Blood PuP banged?

• 3 malaysian stewardess' (15 Votes, 25.0%)
• 5 if you count men and dogs (12 Votes, 20.0%)
• all inanimate objects (5 Votes, 8.3%)
• Blood PuP knows women? (12 Votes, 20.0%)
• he's not that kind of boy (16 Votes, 26.7%)

SaltyHogan is

• Bald (1 Votes, 1.4%)
• Disgusting (10 Votes, 14.1%)
• Gaaaaay (33 Votes, 46.5%)
• never did like that SaltyHogan (8 Votes, 11.3%)
• Sexy (19 Votes, 26.8%)

Favorite My Little Pony?

• Baby Surprise (54 Votes, 29.0%)
• Blossom (21 Votes, 11.3%)
• Butterscotch (17 Votes, 9.1%)
• Confetti (9 Votes, 4.8%)
• Flutterbye (26 Votes, 14.0%)
• Pinwheel (10 Votes, 5.4%)
• Snuzzle (25 Votes, 13.4%)
• Trickles (24 Votes, 12.9%)

choose

• jelly (40 Votes, 49.4%)
• syrup (41 Votes, 50.6%)

Choose one

• black forest cake (29 Votes, 50.0%)
• black forest ham (29 Votes, 50.0%)

Favorite Urination

• Copland (3 Votes, 5.3%)
• On DeadWD40's leg under the table in a night club (11 Votes, 19.3%)
• Phone Booth At South Center (3 Votes, 5.3%)
• Pip_Da_Ship basement toilet (Midnapore Days) (2 Votes, 3.5%)
• Spagetti Sauce w/ Danger peppers (1 Votes, 1.8%)
• Swiss Chalet (Automated Urinal) (4 Votes, 7.0%)
• The Complex Sink (5 Votes, 8.8%)
• The Side of ShadowSlob's passed out face (19 Votes, 33.3%)
• Watering the Dog (9 Votes, 15.8%)

Who is the gayest slackcrew member?

• Pip_Da_Ship (65 Votes, 100.0%)

What is your favorite type of pr0n?

• Anything with lots of cock (30 Votes, 17.5%)
• Bukkake (26 Votes, 15.2%)
• Dog Porn (29 Votes, 17.0%)
• Fist'n (26 Votes, 15.2%)
• Scat (13 Votes, 7.6%)
• Torture (47 Votes, 27.5%)

What is your favorite canadian NHL team?

• Calgary Flames (31 Votes, 42.5%)
• Edmonton Oilers (9 Votes, 12.3%)
• Montreal Canadiens (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Ottawa Senators (12 Votes, 16.4%)
• Toronto Maple Leafs (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Vancouver Canucks (21 Votes, 28.8%)

Most eagerly awaited movie:

• Little White Chicks and Big Black Monster Dicks 12 (38 Votes, 34.2%)
• Lord Of The Rings - The two towers (25 Votes, 22.5%)
• Pok?mon 4 (3 Votes, 2.7%)
• Spiderman (0 Votes, 0.0%)
• Starwars Episode II - Attack of the clones (20 Votes, 18.0%)
• Terminator 3 (2 Votes, 1.8%)
• The Matrix - Reloaded (23 Votes, 20.7%)

Size?

• (22 Votes, 5.8%)
• (43 Votes, 11.3%)
• (252 Votes, 66.3%)
• (63 Votes, 16.6%)

Who would win in a monkey fight?

• Cheeky (3 Votes, 4.3%)
• Darwin (19 Votes, 27.1%)
• Marvin (1 Votes, 1.4%)
• Mojo (12 Votes, 17.1%)
• Munky (2 Votes, 2.9%)
• Nigel (14 Votes, 20.0%)
• Spank (19 Votes, 27.1%)

Do You like pie?

• I like cheese doodles (26 Votes, 38.8%)
• No (3 Votes, 4.5%)
• Only yo mamas (26 Votes, 38.8%)
• Yes (12 Votes, 17.9%)